7hicken nuggets, are filled with essential, yes ESSENTIAL nutrients needed through out your day. like chicken.
Mcdonald's mcnuggets are for people who lack these essential nutrients, if pokemon ate chicken nuggets it would be canibalism, and that would be a crime, essentially begining a life of crime for the pokemon, so this is in a way a gateway drug to team rocket. Chicken nuggets are made from the ovarysized kreasters of old hens. They have hairrrry hairy testosterone. testosterone is the hormone that makes breasts shrink, and if the body has too much, the chicken may grow facial hair, and muscle growth may occur. These traits can be passed through the consumer, and an Arnold body type may occur. You are now aware of the full consequences of eating chicken nuggets
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WARNED.
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