LOSER

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkeyButane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkieWith the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetablesDog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhoseKill the headlights and put it in neutralStock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise controlBaby’s in reno with the vitamin dGot a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seatSomeone came sayin’ I’m insane to complainAbout a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirtDon’t believe everything that you breatheYou get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeveSo shave your face with some mace in the darkSavin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer parkYo. cut it.Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(double barrel buckshot)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?Forces of evil on a bozo nightmareBan all the music with a phony gas chamber’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flagOne’s on the pole, shove the other in a bagWith the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-jobThe daytime crap of the folksinger slobHe hung himself with a guitar stringA slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wingYou can’t write if you can’t relateTrade the cash for the beef for the body for the hateAnd my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termitewho's chokin’ on the splintersSoy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(get crazy with the cheese whiz)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(drive-by body-pierce)(yo bring it on down)Soooooyy....?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos[It's the Chorus backwards](I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(I can’t believe you)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(Nlehh...)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)Soy un perdedorI’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(know what I’m sayin’? )

Pigeon pooper party

Today shall be the first event of the soon to be annual Pigeon pooper party event, of the event, cause of the new event, that started at the last event, last tuesday at the kfc event. I see we are back to talking about chicken figglets. i will try to tangent to a different topic. today, yes today, i will talk about cows, including all of the products that a cow hide can produce, for example, native indians own casinos and give them as gifts to the white man. The white man kill all my people take all my land and distort my women. As a native i can't stand to fly, because im not that native. I'm more than a bird I'm more than a plain, im more than some pretty face beside a train. Its not easy to be a native like me. I wish i could cry with my dream catcher, fall upon my knees and take it in the sweet yummy grass by a white man. Find a way to lie about my home with the angry buffalo, old man would you look at my life, twenty FOUUUR and so much mooooore, live alone in a silly teepee. LOVe loosst, such a cost on my native reserve, the spirits of my sacred pemican, possess me to turn into a buffalo. In the time of chimpanzees i was a buffalo, pemican in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie.
the native spirit will live in the living things of the world forever.

Chickey liggity Migglets

7hicken nuggets, are filled with essential, yes ESSENTIAL nutrients needed through out your day. like chicken.
Mcdonald's mcnuggets are for people who lack these essential nutrients, if pokemon ate chicken nuggets it would be canibalism, and that would be a crime, essentially begining a life of crime for the pokemon, so this is in a way a gateway drug to team rocket. Chicken nuggets are made from the ovarysized kreasters of old hens. They have hairrrry hairy testosterone. testosterone is the hormone that makes breasts shrink, and if the body has too much, the chicken may grow facial hair, and muscle growth may occur. These traits can be passed through the consumer, and an Arnold body type may occur. You are now aware of the full consequences of eating chicken nuggets

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY WARNED.

Evolution of Video Games Cont...

In 1985 Nintendo released its first home console called the famicom in Japan, but was known as the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in North America and Europe, when it was first in stores it was bundled with Super Mario Bros. and was an instant success. The NES was the most bought console during its time in stores, and sales dominated all other video game manufacturers. Also the first the first Legend of Zelda game of the series was released and was titled The Legend of Zelda. The NES was successful for 10 years and popularity dropped only because of the discontinuation of production. The 1990's started gaming in 3D, and this introduced different genres including First Person Shooter and Real-Time Strategy. In 1991 Sega Master Drive was introduced along with Sonic the Hedgehog, this system rivaled the NES and also Super mario bros. Also during that decade the original Nintendo Game boy was released. The next generation of video games were created in the mid 90's these were The Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) and a couple of years later the Playstation, Sega Saturn, and Nintendo 64 were released. Most of these systems were using a newer format to sell games, instead of the traditional cartridge, CD-Roms and DVD's were being introduced.

Evolution of Video Games

So Today, i was thinking how video games have evolved over the last 40 years, and how we started with 2D black and white games to life like 3D full colour games with incredible unbelievable graphics. The first Commercially available video game was a coin operated and called Computer Space, the creator or the system eventually made the company Atari, and produced a system about 6 months later. Later the Home computer began to look more of a console than a work station. In 1979 some of Atari's programmers made the company Activision, because some of the anonymously created games they have created counted for 60 percent of all the game cartridges Atari sold. In the 1980 some of the best video game companies started their businesses, including EA (Electronic Arts) and also the year that Pac man was created. The 80's was a golden age for video games, the beginning of Genre's for games had begun, including Adventure, Beat em up, Fighting, Maze games, Platform games ( when moving up levels etc.), Racing games, Role playing games Etc. Also the start of Handheld games by Nintendo, Game & watch, these games used LCD ( Liquid Crystal Display) and were quite popular the first year. Then in 1983 there was the second video game crash ( the first in 1977) The crash was a result of over production of video games e.g. pac man & E.T. The extra- terrestrial, Atari allegedly Buried all the extra games in a landfill in Mexico.

Check out our next blog we will talk about the third generation of Video games including The NES & Handheld's like Sega Game Gear

Ice Cream (Suggestion of Broken Record)

Ice Cream is very delicous, It is one of the most popular desserts in the world. To express my love to Ice Cream i am publishing a list of different Ice Cream flavors.

1. Alumni Swirl


2. Apple Cobbler Crunch


3. Arboretum Breeze


4. August Pie


5. Autumn Delight


6. Bananas Foster


7. Bavarian Raspberry Crunch


8. Berkey Brickle


9. Bittersweet Mint


10. Black Cow


11. Black Raspberry


12. Blueberry Cheesecake


13. ButterFinger


14. Butter Pecan


15. Cafe Mocha


16. CandyBar with Snickers


17. Caramel Critters


18. Centennial Vanilla Bean


19. Cherries Jubilee


20. Cherry Cheesecake


21. Cherry Chip


22. Cherry Quist


23. Chips Ahoy


24. Chocalalalalalalatate (chocolate)


25. Chocolate cherry cordial


26. Chocolate chip


27. Chocolate Chip Cheescake


28. Chocolate chip cookie dough


29. Chocolate Chocolate Nut


30. Chocolate Marble


31. Chocolate Marshmallow


32. Chocolate Pretzel crunch


33. Chunky Chocolate


34. Cinnamon Caramel Apple


35. Coconut Chip


36. Coffee Latte


37. Coffee Mocha Fudge


38. Coffee with Cream and Sugar


39. Cookies-n-Cream


40. Cotton Candy


41. Crazy Charlie


42. Death by Chocolate


43. Dulce De Leche


44. Egg Nog


45. Espresso Fudge Pie


46. For the Love of Chocolate


47. French Vanilla


48. German Chocolate Cake


49. Goo Goo Cluster


50. Happy Happy Joy-Joy


51. Health Bar Candy


52. Huckleberry Parfait


53. Just Fudge


54. Keeney Beanie Chocolate


55. Lion S'more


56. Lion Tracks


57. Mallo Cup


58. Maple Nut


59. Mint Nittany


60. Monster Mash


61. Nescafe' Coffee


62. Orange vanilla Sundae


63. Palmer Mousseum with Almonds


64. Peachy Paterno


65. Peanut Butter Cup


66. Peanut Butter Fudge Cluster


67. Peanut Butter Marshmallow


68. Peanut Butter Swirl


69. Peppermint Stick


70. Pistachio


71. Pralines N Cream


72. Pumpkin Pie


73. Raspberry Fudge Torte


74. Raspberry Parfait


75. Rum Raisin


76. Sandusky Blitz


77. Scholar's Chip Ice Cream


78. Somerset Shortcake


79. Southern Chocolate Pie


80. Southern Pecan Cheesecake


81. Strawberry


82. Strawberry Cheesecake


83. Teaberry


84. Tin Roof Sundae


85. Toasted Almond


86. Toasted Almond Fudge


87. Vanilla


88. Vanilla Light


89. White House


90. Wicked Caramel Sundae And many more to list. The world is full of various ice cream flavors. Check your local market for new flavors to try! But i have to say my 3 favorite Flavors are Butter Pecan, Praline N Cream, And my Favorite Cookies and Cream, We would like to know your favorite flavors, please list them along with your comment!

Splinter Cell: Conviction

The game Splinter Cell: Conviction is a good game that is based on stealth, speed and agility. The main story is Sam Fisher's, the main character's daughter is killed by a black-market gang. So he has to kill people and be really stealthy in the way that you are always sneaking past enemys. This game is not only about sneaking around though, but also about executing your enemys. The graphics are so realistic that you feel like you are acctually killing your enemys in realtime. The Online Gameplay revolutionizes online gameplay in that splinter cell is the only stealth game series that had brought the gameplay online. With players nearly invisible, this stealth game allows the user to get into the game, with a series of challenges and missions. Allowing Co-op gameplay for story mode, this adds a new challenge to gameplay, knowing that you have to communicate and co-operate to pass the level. Overall the gameplay is good, the story however was a short storyline. Graphics are amazing.

Gameplay: 9.2
Graphics: 10
Online: 8.9